Cinematic Disasterpieces

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Re: Cinematic Disasterpieces

Post by RobotJerk » Sun Dec 09, 2012 5:03 pm

die wrote:The chick in the first one has stunning tits.
I had to google the movie to remember who you were talking about (I don't think I've seen the whole thing since I was at the theater when it first came out), but once I saw that pick of Meredith Salenger in the gym scene I knew exactly what you meant. One of those chicks whose google image search should be in 3-D.
Repo Man wrote:Only good point of this movie: LENA DRAGO. The hot brunette who steals the glasses from Feldman.
I think the chick who played her must have her own wing in the Straight-to-Video hall of fame.

Speaking of "Dream a Little Dream 2," I looked it up and noticed Robyn Lively was in it. Reading that chick's IMDB page is like re-living the 80s.
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Re: Cinematic Disasterpieces

Post by Coke Mule » Sun Dec 09, 2012 8:01 pm

I havent seen it before , but my friends have all told me about Thankskilling.


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If someone wants to give it a shot ... by all means
Rick Astley's never gonna:
a. Give you up
B. Let you down
C. run around and desert you
D. make you cry
E. say goodbye
F. tell a lie and hurt you
H. all of the above.
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Re: Cinematic Disasterpieces

Post by Repo Man » Sun Dec 09, 2012 11:35 pm

You can't go wrong with a soundtrack by General Bastard.
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Re: Cinematic Disasterpieces

Post by Coke Mule » Mon Dec 10, 2012 12:53 am

rumor has it someone actually fucks the turkey
Rick Astley's never gonna:
a. Give you up
B. Let you down
C. run around and desert you
D. make you cry
E. say goodbye
F. tell a lie and hurt you
H. all of the above.
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Re: Cinematic Disasterpieces

Post by die » Mon Dec 10, 2012 8:37 pm

RobotJerk wrote:
die wrote:The chick in the first one has stunning tits.
I had to google the movie to remember who you were talking about (I don't think I've seen the whole thing since I was at the theater when it first came out), but once I saw that pick of Meredith Salenger in the gym scene I knew exactly what you meant. One of those chicks whose google image search should be in 3-D.

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The chest is holding up better than the face these days...


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She's 42 now?

damn.







Try these:




For Your Height Only (1981)
Made in the Philippines, this spy parody stars Weng Weng, a 2'9" midget, as the kick-ass -- or make that, kick-balls -- agent Double O. A bizarre James Bond riff, over-dubbed by expatriates, the film has him facing off against his nemesis, Mr. Giant, who plans to rule the world with his, er, "N-bomb". Weng Weng followed up with The Impossible Kid, in which he works for Interpol, and made numerous other films, some of which are still being uncovered by cult-movie investigator Andrew Leavold.
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Batman & Robin (1997)
You've got to see this one to see what $125m being spent at the rate of a million-a-minute looks like as it's flushed down the can. The confluence of talent, where they'd been and where they'd go, from Arnold Schwarzenegger and George Clooney to director Joel Schumacher and writer Akiva Goldsman, makes this fascinatingly awful. The production values, like some neon-lit theme park, are astoundingly gauche, but that's nothing compared to that script, whose clunky chorus comprises Arnie's clunking out "comically" cold puns as Mr. Freeze.

Shark Attack 3: Megalodon (2002)
While Jaws: The Revenge, Tentacles and Aquanoids are all worthy so-bad-they're-amusing schlockers, this tale of a giant prehistoric shark chowing down on the citizenry takes the piscatorial prize for laugh-out-loud inanity. Forget the dodgy CGI of Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus because you won't believe what the makers of this Israeli-South African co-production try to get away with, especially when their oversized mama megalodon swallows jetskiers and life-rafts of survivors whole. Torchwood star John Barrowman looks like he's having a great time, not least when he ad-libs "the line" at 66 minutes in.

Ishtar (1987)
By the standards of later mega-flops, like Cut-throat Island, The Adventures of Pluto Nash or Warren Beatty's own Town and Country, Ishtar's box office wasn't that shameful. But at the time this overblown comedy became synonymous with financial failure, and was thus also universally perceived as a dud movie to boot. Thing is, it's actually not that bad, and pretty funny in parts, not least for Dustin Hoffman playing stud while Beatty takes the role of an insecure schmo. The brain-dead songs conjured by the duo and some of the schtick in their desert adventure sticks, even if this uneven comic adventure eventually unravels into a bit of a mess.

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Re: Cinematic Disasterpieces

Post by SoVi3t » Mon Dec 10, 2012 9:11 pm

Weng Weng is a fucking pimp


Meredith Salenger, didn't she "accidentally" post nude photos on MySpace too?
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Re: Cinematic Disasterpieces

Post by die » Tue Dec 11, 2012 5:43 pm

Yes, she did. Haley Williams from Paramore did too. I think there were a few more chicks that had the same "accident". Or as the late great Bob Ross would call it, a happy small mistake.


Any movie involving the ninja legend: Sho Kosugi belongs on this list. He's like this awesome ninja but it seems like the bad guy is always some 40 something regular white dude who just punches.

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He's still a total bad ass.
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Re: Cinematic Disasterpieces

Post by SoVi3t » Fri Dec 28, 2012 12:30 am

is it safe to assume that any movie not made before the 1980's that doesn't begin with the letters "STAR WA" is on this list?
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Re: Cinematic Disasterpieces

Post by die » Fri Dec 28, 2012 7:57 am

try these two, both are on Netflix....

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monster_Brawl

(peep that roster of actors!!!)




and......

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1884318/

(check out the characters names and tell me what show inspired them)


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shitstorm.
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Re: Cinematic Disasterpieces

Post by SoVi3t » Fri Dec 28, 2012 4:02 pm

I am gonna have to check out Monster Brawl lol
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Re: Cinematic Disasterpieces

Post by RobotJerk » Sat Dec 29, 2012 2:15 am

Please tell me "Girls Gone Dead" is at least a titty-fest.
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Re: Cinematic Disasterpieces

Post by SoVi3t » Sat Dec 29, 2012 2:49 am

RobotJerk wrote:Please tell me "Girls Gone Dead" is at least a titty-fest.
speaking of which, I just discovered this gem, which I plan to actually watch from beginning to end:

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"Chyna is Queen of the Ring"

I think the Hulkster sold me on this. Possibly Ric Flair. I just wanna see Hulk blow his load, then climb up shaking the ropes, and shake his finger at Chyna, then possibly leg drop her.


edit: LMFAO @ Ron Jeremy as Captain Lou Albano
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Re: Cinematic Disasterpieces

Post by die » Sun Dec 30, 2012 4:05 am

holy damn, is that Ric Flair? :lol:
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Re: Cinematic Disasterpieces

Post by SoVi3t » Sun Dec 30, 2012 11:32 pm

die wrote:holy damn, is that Ric Flair? :lol:
supposed to be. And HHH looks like Woody Harrelson
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Re: Cinematic Disasterpieces

Post by die » Mon Dec 31, 2012 6:12 am

I just saw that, lol. Your boy Mean Gene was tearing that pussy up!!! That had me slayed.



You got to check this shit out, it's on Netflix...

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HIGHLIGHTS INCLUDE:



-The shit Mary Carey says will kill you.
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-Raylene and Crissy Moran still look soooooo bangable
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-Randy West looks like Andrew Dice Clay as Ebeneezer Scrooge
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-ASIA CARERRA: STAY AT HOME MOM
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it's pretty much a roller coaster ride of emotions.
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