STAR WARS EPISODE VII: GRANDPA'S BOY

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Post by RobotJerk » Sat Apr 16, 2016 7:14 pm

J.J. Abrams just gave a big clue to one of the biggest mysteries in the "Star Wars" universe.
Speaking at New York's Tribeca Film Festival on Friday night, the director of "Star Wars: The Force Awakens, said that the parents of the film's heroine, Rey, were not in the hit Disney (DIS) film.
"Rey's parents are not in Episode VII," Abrams said to the audience. "So I can't possibly at this moment tell you who they are."
The fact the character played by Daisy Ridley can use the film's all powerful Force has fans of the saga speculating that she may be the daughter of "Star Wars" characters like Luke Skywalker or Princess Leia and Han Solo.
However, Abrams' comments appear to take those characters out of the running seeing that they were all in "Force Awakens."
Since opening in December, "The Force Awakens" has shattered box office records before going on to make more than $2 billion worldwide.
The next film in the series, Episode VIII, is set for release on December 15, 2017.
Maybe Episode VIII will have a character tell Rey, "I am your father," but until then fans will just have to keep guessing.
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Post by RobotJerk » Tue May 03, 2016 4:09 am

So is this thread just gonna be me talking to myself from now on?





I don't know why they used the shitty Celine Dion version instead of the Eric Carmen version, but the video is still pretty good.
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Post by lionheart » Tue May 03, 2016 12:34 pm

Sorry, but if you think I'm spending 19 minutes watching a video pissing and moaning about a movie I generally enjoyed, then yes, you will be talking to yourself.

I did like the "All By Myself" video. I keep waiting for new sexy Daisy Ridley pictures to pop up but she's wearing fucking BALL GOWNS in everything she shows up in.
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Post by RobotJerk » Tue May 03, 2016 1:07 pm

lionheart wrote:Sorry, but if you think I'm spending 19 minutes watching a video pissing and moaning about a movie I generally enjoyed, then yes, you will be talking to yourself.
In their defense, the jokes are great, though. Ok, some of them are great. And they praise a few parts by taking sins off for cool stuff.

Maybe I should make a less-nitpicky highlight reel.
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Post by die » Thu May 05, 2016 6:55 pm

RobotJerk wrote:So is this thread just gonna be me talking to myself from now on?





I don't know why they used the shitty Celine Dion version instead of the Eric Carmen version, but the video is still pretty good.

That made my day.

Reminded me of when they showed Luke holding Vader at the end of Jedi with I JUST DIED IN YOUR ARMS TONIGHT slowed down to sound like Vader's voice.
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Post by PhreakyMex » Thu May 05, 2016 8:16 pm

RobotJerk wrote:So is this thread just gonna be me talking to myself from now on?





I don't know why they used the shitty Celine Dion version instead of the Eric Carmen version, but the video is still pretty good.

I'm having a really really shitty day... and this... this just made it 11000% better..

Bless you Jerk...
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Post by PhreakyMex » Wed May 18, 2016 3:21 pm

I dont care how much you hate/dont hate/strongly dislike this movie

this here image is kinda cool.

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Post by die » Thu May 19, 2016 2:41 pm

Yeah, I don't think anybody can argue the fact that they did a great job recreating The Falcon.

Having seen the movie a few times now, I'm become a lot more accepting of it overall. It still pisses me off in the same scenes, but at the end of the day it is Star Wars and all we got.

I still want to cockpunch JJ Abrams.
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