"Yes, it's true. This cast has no dick."

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Post by cYnical » Wed Jun 01, 2016 6:43 pm

This is all anyone knows: http://www.ecto.cool/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;


It's currently available on Amazon, but only for Prime members, and it's been selling out FAST.
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Post by die » Thu Jun 02, 2016 1:08 am

Since it's an all female cast, they should take a drop of vaginal juice from each cast member and mix it in with the vat of Ecto Cooler and name it ECTO COOTER.

Kinda like they did with the blood of Kiss to make the Kiss comic book.
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Post by SoVi3t » Thu Jun 02, 2016 2:40 am

Holy fuck I almost had a heart attack when I read Ecto Cooter
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Post by Zytorg777 » Thu Jun 02, 2016 2:53 pm

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Make your own, gentlemen.
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Post by RobotJerk » Sun Jun 26, 2016 4:16 pm

Inevitable thing was inevitable.

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Post by cYnical » Sun Jun 26, 2016 7:46 pm

Now that's a female cast I can get behind.
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Post by die » Sun Jun 26, 2016 11:24 pm

Yes, it's true, this cast sucks some dick.
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Post by SoVi3t » Tue Jul 26, 2016 4:00 am

Just got back from seeing this. Wasn't as terrible as I thought. Some good laughs, and the story wasn't awful.

My biggest gripe was that every person in the movie was portraying a comedic character. Nobody acted normal, they were just tossing out one liners or acting over the top.

I admit I facepalmed a little at female Slimer, but Stay Puff was used pretty well.

And yeah, the big bad was the Ghostbusters logo....
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Post by cYnical » Tue Jul 26, 2016 5:30 am

Is it true that they defeated the boss by shooting him in the dick?
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Post by SoVi3t » Tue Jul 26, 2016 4:07 pm

Yes and no. They defeat it by driving Ecto 1(actually it's Slimer driving it during a stolen joyride) into a portal and blowing it up. But they do shoot it in the dick at one point.

I was worried about the new weapons showcased in the trailer, but they only get used at the end, and weren't as bad as I expected.

I laughed out loud a few times. There is a pretty good queef joke in the movie.
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Post by die » Thu Jul 28, 2016 5:52 am

SoVi3t wrote:There is a pretty good queef joke in the movie.

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Post by SoVi3t » Fri Jul 29, 2016 4:45 am

Yeah I was stunned too
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Post by SoVi3t » Wed Aug 31, 2016 2:17 pm

Who ya gonna call?


.... to gouge out your eyeballs?

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Post by die » Wed Aug 31, 2016 3:20 pm

So I tried to watch this again... I think I made it in about 15-20 minutes or so before turning it off.

I thought the guy giving the tour at the beginning was pretty funny. He was trolling the tourists hard.

It immediately fell to shit after that. The dialogue is ass and the characters are dumb.

I don't think I can sit through this whole film, seriously.
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Post by SoVi3t » Wed Aug 31, 2016 10:59 pm

No selling them pics?

Yeah, even I admit after the tour at the start, the characters they meet get too zany. Weird ass guy at the college, eccentric metal bar owner, the mayor's aide, etc. Everybody needed to dial it back. But once they get on the case, it does get better. Just watch the end battle, at least.
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