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Post by RobotJerk » Tue May 17, 2016 4:57 am

cYnical wrote:BvS was the movie I wanted.
Well, good to know someone did. :D
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Post by die » Tue May 17, 2016 2:15 pm

Yeah, of course I've stated in great detail in the BvS thread why it wasn't what I wanted, but to narrow it down specifically, they took from Dark Knight Returns with reckless abandon.

They were like BATMAN IN ARMOR DEFEATING SUPERMAN, YES COOL!

It's like they didn't even feel like it had to make sense.

that double-pissed me off.
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Post by die » Fri May 20, 2016 5:09 pm

BTW- has anybody checked out the 2nd official trailer yet? It looks WAY better than the first trailer. Hopefully, some of those scenes that fell so flat in the first trailer will get edited due to fan reaction.
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Post by lionheart » Fri May 20, 2016 7:30 pm

die wrote:BTW- has anybody checked out the 2nd official trailer yet? It looks WAY better than the first trailer. Hopefully, some of those scenes that fell so flat in the first trailer will get edited due to fan reaction.
I still didn't... you know... laugh, but it didn't anger me like the first one did.

Still feels like a stupid feminist march.
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Post by die » Fri May 20, 2016 9:29 pm

Well yeah, that's what I'm saying.

the new trailer didn't turn it into Citizen Kane :lol:

It had more quick cuts and focus on the effects rather than the bad jokes.

however...The part where Female Worf had the dragon demon on her shoulders reminded me of LIVE ACTION SCOOBY DOO.
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Post by cYnical » Sat May 21, 2016 4:33 pm

The way it's shot makes it look like a movie filmed for ABC Family.

I've seen three trailers. I've yet to see a single funny joke. I can't see Fegon anymore without thinking of her Hillary impression. I keep expecting her to take away everyone's lightbulbs.
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Post by RobotJerk » Sat May 21, 2016 8:00 pm

I am torn becausd I always liked Wiig and McKinnon on SNL, and "Spy" finally got me to see why everyone kept telling me how Mellisa McCarthy is funny, and Leslie Jones can be funny of you think of her as "what if Tracy Morgan had a sex-change operation"...but I still think this movie looks like it will be the most disappointing thing since the failed Fantastic 4 reboot.
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Post by die » Tue May 31, 2016 2:43 pm

well...

https://www.yahoo.com/news/dan-aykroyd- ... 47730.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

I continue to be amazed at how retarded people can be about this.

Dan Aykroyd was good in Ghostbusters, but he is legit crazy. He collects crystal skulls and wants to have sex with female yetis. He's not exactly my go-to guy for movie reviews.



oh and this...

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/g ... nds-898196" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

You're an internet troll if you don't laugh at an unfunny trailer?

Do they really think that the whole "ruining my childhood" thing just originated from people watching this trailer and is SPECIFICALLY about women replacing male characters?

She probably should've just shut-up and acted humble about being a fat hack who landed a dream role and then let the fans warm up to the movie on their own.
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Post by SoVi3t » Tue May 31, 2016 2:56 pm

Lol Die is on a mission
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Post by die » Tue May 31, 2016 3:12 pm

There are some new Ghostbusters toys on shelves now to promote this. I saw a cool Venkman figure, Staypuft and both Ecotos from GB1 and 2. They also had figures from the new movie as well as the car and other misc stuff.

So, if nothing else, I'm at least enjoying the merchandising aspect of it all.
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Post by cYnical » Tue May 31, 2016 5:33 pm

They also brought back Ecto Cooler, though no one can seem to fucking find any.
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Post by Zytorg777 » Tue May 31, 2016 6:10 pm

Mellisa McCarthy was good in the nines
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Post by die » Tue May 31, 2016 6:19 pm

cYnical wrote:They also brought back Ecto Cooler, though no one can seem to fucking find any.
Holy shit, for real?

I will buy 20 gallons if I find that shit.
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Post by cYnical » Tue May 31, 2016 8:05 pm

For real. It's showing up in weird places like Cinemark theaters, but not Walmart, Target, etc.
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Post by die » Wed Jun 01, 2016 2:10 pm

Is it only going to be available in theaters or is it actually getting distributed to grocery stores, etc.?

I used to drink the hell out of Ecto-Cooler.
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