"Yes, it's true. This cast has no dick."

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Post by die » Thu May 12, 2016 6:36 pm

^ you've got to be kidding me
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Post by cYnical » Thu May 12, 2016 6:43 pm

I am not. The action figure is even called Stay Puft Balloon Ghost.
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Post by cYnical » Thu May 12, 2016 6:45 pm

Behold:

http://ghostbusters.wikia.com/wiki/Mattel:_6" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;″_Stay_Puft_Balloon_Ghost
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Post by SoVi3t » Thu May 12, 2016 8:57 pm

cYnical wrote:Apparently, Stay Puft is a BALLOON that gets possessed by a ghost.

yeah, leaked script I read mentioned one of those parade floats of the Staypuft Marshmallow Man showing up.

Supposedly they tease Gozer as well, at the end of the movie.
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Post by die » Fri May 13, 2016 12:54 am

This movie sounds like it can never end up being decent.
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Post by SoVi3t » Fri May 13, 2016 1:07 am

die wrote:This movie sounds like it can never end up being decent.
If you read about the first one, it started off absolutely fucking retarded, and half the stuff was improvised or done at the last minute.

I'll reserve judgement for when it comes out. I still hold out a bit of hope for it. But yeah, from what I read in the script, a lot of it sounds mighty risky.
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Post by die » Mon May 16, 2016 2:14 pm

SoVi3t wrote:
die wrote:This movie sounds like it can never end up being decent.
If you read about the first one, it started off absolutely fucking retarded, and half the stuff was improvised or done at the last minute.

I'll reserve judgement for when it comes out. I still hold out a bit of hope for it. But yeah, from what I read in the script, a lot of it sounds mighty risky.

You are remaining super optimistic about this movie for some unknown reason.

Also, your comparison to the first film is way off... we are seeing FINISHED work on this movie that sucks ass. A few funny improvised scenes here and there ain't gonna fix the shit we saw in the trailer lol. The first GB movie was solid fucking gold.
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Post by lionheart » Mon May 16, 2016 2:45 pm

die wrote: Also, your comparison to the first film is way off... we are seeing FINISHED work on this movie that sucks ass. A few funny improvised scenes here and there ain't gonna fix the shit we saw in the trailer lol. The first GB movie was solid fucking gold.
You are replacing Bill Murray and Harold Ramis - two absolute generational talents when it comes to comedic writing - with Kristen Wiig and Melissa McCarthy.

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Post by SoVi3t » Mon May 16, 2016 10:06 pm

die wrote:
SoVi3t wrote:
die wrote:This movie sounds like it can never end up being decent.
If you read about the first one, it started off absolutely fucking retarded, and half the stuff was improvised or done at the last minute.

I'll reserve judgement for when it comes out. I still hold out a bit of hope for it. But yeah, from what I read in the script, a lot of it sounds mighty risky.

You are remaining super optimistic about this movie for some unknown reason.

Also, your comparison to the first film is way off... we are seeing FINISHED work on this movie that sucks ass. A few funny improvised scenes here and there ain't gonna fix the shit we saw in the trailer lol. The first GB movie was solid fucking gold.

I ain't super optimistic about this movie. I'm just not going to give it a bad review based on a lacklustre trailer. In fact, I literally said I'll reserve judgement until it is out, and that right now a lot of the ideas seemed too risky. Glad you equated that with "super optimism".

I love Ghostbusters. Toys, cartoons, comics. Love it all. A poor trailer and female busters isn't going to dissuade me from seeing this.

Never said this was going to be as good as the first, or an Oscar contender.
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Post by die » Mon May 16, 2016 10:55 pm

Well, that just sounded super optimistic too.
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Post by cYnical » Mon May 16, 2016 11:56 pm

I love TMNT. That doesn't mean I'd enjoy a reboot where they were aliens named Marsha, Peggy, Julia, and Lorena who came to Earth to fight karate students at a High School because a rec center was in danger of closing down.

I'd be less enthused if four terribly unfunny actors were cast, and it was being directed by McG. I love what I love, but I'm not a slave to branding.
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Post by RobotJerk » Tue May 17, 2016 2:02 am

cYnical wrote:I love what I love, but I'm not a slave to branding.
**cough**DC movies**cough**
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Post by die » Tue May 17, 2016 2:14 am

:lol:
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Post by cYnical » Tue May 17, 2016 2:49 am

BvS was the movie I wanted.

Batman wasn't an investment banker competing with Clark Kent, media conglomerate. It was Batman fighting Superman with a Wonder Woman cameo.

But hey, false equivalencies are fun!
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